Movie Overview: For Being a Foolish Horror Comedy, Satanic Panic Is Shockingly Boring

The Pitch: Sam (Hayley Griffith) isn’t having night time. On her first shift as a pizza supply employee, she’s gifted an expired coupon to Applebee’s, requested to urinate on a person’s face, and sufferer to some secondhand racism. In a last-ditch effort to earn some fuel cash, she volunteers to make a supply to a mansion within the posh suburb of Mill Basin. Sadly for her, she nonetheless doesn’t get tipped and her Vespa runs out of fuel within the driveway of the offending non-tippers.

Exasperated, Sam barges into the mansion to chastise the house owners for his or her privilege and inadvertently interrupts a cult of Satanists making ready to conjure the “triple-faced fuck-monster of remorseless intent and illuminator of toxic information” Baphomet. Led by Danica (Rebecca Romijn), the cult rapidly realizes that Sam is a virgin and intends to sacrifice her as a way to beginning the demon.

After escaping the attractive arms of Danica’s husband Samuel (Jerry O’Connell) Sam groups up with Danica’s rebellious daughter Judi (Ruby Modine) as a way to survive the night time.