Is the World Wild Life Fund Wishing for World Warming?
Visitor humor by David Middleton
It’s humorous how donating to at least one charity can get you on the mailing lists of different charities. Again within the 1980’s and 1990’s, I used to contribute to Habitat for Humanity. Properly, that received me on the Carter Heart mailing checklist. Again then, the Carter Heart used to do some good issues, so I despatched them $20. That received me a letter from Ted Kennedy on behalf of Handgun Management Inc. I stuffed their postage-paid envelope with NRA literature and despatched it again to them.
My spouse and I help Finest Associates Animal Sanctuary, the Humane Society, the ASPCA and quite a few canine rescue teams. Prior to now, we each supported the Nature Conservancy, which employs capitalism to guard habitat, or a minimum of it used to. This received us on every kind of enviro-nitwit mailing lists. Properly, yesterday, I received this within the mail:
The “free reward” appears like a notepad…
Heat Winter Needs?
I at all times thought Polar Bears didn’t like heat winters?
Are they severely wishing for a heat winter? Isn’t that like wishing for world warming?
I wished to place considered one of Dr. Susan Crockford’s articles within the postage paid envelope and ship it again to them… My spouse wished to ship it to Alexandria Occasional Cortex, to see if she would instigate a congressional investigation of the World Wrestling Federation… So we compromised; we are going to simply mark it “return to sender” and drop it within the mail.
How about some Elvis?
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October 25, 2019 in Humor. Tags: World Wildlife Fund
