Heart Parcs: A sneak peek inside Eire’s enchanted forest

With the large mission costing not far off 1 / 4 of a billion euro (€230m to be exact), count on to be dazzled. However with grumbles about high-season costs for a product that is nicely established (and massively widespread) within the UK, although comparatively unknown right here, what ought to households and holidaymakers count on from a visit to the Midlands?

I acquired a sneak preview of what is going to be on supply from this August, and the very first thing you discover is the size of it – it is gigantic. A woodland oasis set over nearly 400 acres, or greater than a 3rd greater than Dublin’s St Anne’s Park.

What St Anne’s Park would not supply although is greater than 100 actions, and the record is seemingly countless in Longford. Delight of place goes to the ‘Subtropical Swimming Paradise’, which will likely be Eire’s largest water park, heated to a balmy 29.5°C all 12 months spherical.

What makes it completely different from the Nationwide Aquatic Centre in Dublin is that it is designed to appear to be a overseas vacation spot, with tropical crops, and can function a wave pool, water rapids, whirlpools and flumes. The largest thrill journey is the Storm, a two-seater journey with drops, swings and speeds of as much as 45km per hour; plus the Tornado household slide. There’s additionally the choice of renting out non-public household cabanas (€35), full with a TV, drinks and loungers.

Underneath wraps – for now – is the seashore space on the fringe of the man-made lake. Water-based actions embrace kayaking, or in case you’re a bit lazier, six-person electrical boats. You will discover the majority of the actions within the leisure zone, which options Eire’s longest zipline, Segway rides, aerial treetop adventures, archery and laser fight. However whereas the resort is focused at households, there’s additionally loads of me-time for folks, with spa therapies obtainable within the Aqua Sana Spa advanced.

Center Parcs pool

Heart Parcs pool

One of many four-bed xecutive lodges at Heart Parcs

Heart Parcs seashore

Heart Parcs lodges

Mark Evans at Heart Parcs

The large information, although, is the completion of the resort’s lodging this week, with bookings open from August 16 onwards. At full capability, the Longford Forest resort can maintain 2,500 holidaymakers, with the bulk taking three or four-night breaks (however a full week can also be obtainable).

I acquired to go to the lodges, and sure, they’re spectacular, trying like a high-end historic village within the likes of New England or Australia. In a rustic the place offering homes appears to take endlessly, the Irish builders have constructed houses you’d need to dwell in all 12 months spherical.

Constructed from wooden, there’s an eco really feel, with the bushes of the forest itself in touching distance of your again backyard. The most cost effective possibility is to remain in a Woodland Lodge, which can be found with both two or 4 bedrooms. As with the costlier fashions, all of them function open-plan dwelling areas, with the trendy kitchens, eating areas and sitting room, multi functional American-style area. The thought – a relentless theme with Heart Parcs – is to get the entire household hanging out collectively, and never having mum or dad hidden away cooking.

Every lodge encompasses a TV, log-burning fireplaces and barbecue stands, designed to suit the disposable trays you may choose up in most shops.

Mark Evans at Center Parcs
Mark Evans at Center Parcs

Mark Evans at Heart Parcs

One of many four-bed xecutive lodges at Heart Parcs

Aerial Journey at Heart Parcs

Den constructing at Heart Parcs

Junior Quads at Heart Parcs

A step up is the Govt Lodge, with flatscreen TVs in all rooms, however the huge distinction right here is that some additionally function a non-public sauna and video games room. If you happen to’ve acquired older children, or teenagers, in tow, it is value taking a look at, because the pool desk might maintain them occupied within the evenings. The benefit for folks is en-suite bathtub and bathe rooms in all of the bedrooms, so no queues within the morning to get washed up and prepared.

If you happen to’ve acquired the funds, there is a small quantity (11) of what are billed as Unique Lodges. These function their very own out of doors area with non-public scorching tub, sauna and steam room. No matter your funds, I discovered all of them to be of a excessive normal, with boutique hotel-style bedding, giant kitchen areas and a pleasant contact: non-public balconies with seating if you would like a breakfast with a view. I did not get to see the Lakeside Flats (39 in all, in comparison with 460 homes), that are geared toward who do not want the area of the self-catering houses.

So what about worth? It has been an enormous speaking level, with Heart Parcs CEO Martin Dalby saying that whereas the product is unquestionably upmarket, offers can be found.

Costs for a household of 4 begin from €299 for a four-night keep in a Woodland Lodge. However there’s a catch: it is for midweek within the low (learn, winter) season. If you’d like the complete luxurious of a four-bedroom dwelling with your personal non-public sauna and scorching tub, a four-night keep this August in an Unique Lodge will likely be round €three,499 (€2,499 for a mid-market Lodge, or €1,699 for a Woodland Lodge).

Dalby factors out that that is for as much as eight folks, so it is a whole lot in case you’re travelling as an all-paying grownup group, however pricier in case you’ve acquired children to fork out for. And whereas actions value additional – starting from journey golf (€6.75) and pedalo rent (€15 for as much as 4 passengers) to three-hour creche care (€28) – the CEO says that actions aren’t obligatory (many households do only one a day), and the thought of the resort is “a getaway from the grind”. However, in a nod to the truth that children could be demanding, there’s free Wi-Fi throughout the forest, together with in every dwelling.

If you will get the children off their telephones, what’s assured is a peaceable keep – check-in is drive-thru, with vehicles left behind in the course of your keep. You get round on foot or by bicycle, so it is a secure surroundings for teenagers working round.

Kids will love the Center Parcs slide
Kids will love the Center Parcs slide

Youngsters will love the Heart Parcs slide

Heart Parcs lodges

This being Eire, there are just a few variations to its UK operation. The pub, referred to as Cara’s, will likely be a key function, open till midnight every day and serving breakfast, lunches and dinners, with nightly music too.

Some households is likely to be extra inclined to prepare dinner within the houses, however there may be a variety of eating places on-site too. The Pancake Home, subsequent to the seashore, is a useful spot for candy or savoury snacks like waffles and omleettes; there’s The Espresso Home, with its personal bakery; Huck’s American Bar & Grill for meals from across the US; The Sports activities Café that includes televised occasions; Bella Italia for pizzas or pastas; and the Vitalié Café within the forest resort’s spa for more healthy eating.

The Cover Café & Bar, within the pool space, will likely be a go-to spot for warm canines and burgers, whereas the spicier Rajinda Pradesh options cuisines from India and round Asia.

There is a world of selection in a spot not like something we have ever seen on this nation.


From €299 for a four-night keep – however that is outdoors of faculty vacation time. A very good deal in case you’ve acquired very younger youngsters.

Indoor climbing at Center Parcs
Indoor climbing at Center Parcs

Indoor climbing at Heart Parcs


Located in County Longford, it is a useful spin from Dublin, do-able in below an hour-and-a-half. The location is large, using 1,000 folks year-round. See centerparcs.ie.


Good for households. There is a huge vary of issues to do, from soccer teaching to den-building to squash, teddy bear-making, ten-pin bowling and gymnasium courses. It is a good funds possibility in case you’re travelling as an grownup group, with many actions akin to dance courses and tennis geared toward grown ups. All actions could be booked on-line upfront, so queuing will not be a problem.

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